michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desertmy hero
When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”
You can’t deny that is fucking scary.
Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.
dear sam pepper,
learn from caspar
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
how are all these celebrity nudes getting leaked but the krabby patty formula still safe
More like “Enjoy Being the Purchaser of a Useless Hooha Cannon.”
My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
And he later got accepted.
this is my favorite story on tumblr
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
i dont want to go back to school i want to travel the world and watch more shows on netflix
But you can’t watch Netflix outside the US
yet here i am, watching bobs burgers in australia, living my dream
deep sigh of contentment
this is some portal 2 shit